… well, not quite. I’m sitting on my own front step, having mislaid my keys somewhere, waiting for my partner to come back and let me in. Luckily, wireless stretches to the front step, it’s not raining, and I had my laptop on me.
[I got in, by the way—and managed to rejoin my keys later in the evening. Thanks to all who expressed concern! In more navel-gazing news, I spent Monday (a national holiday here in the UK) at the beautiful Ingleton waterfalls — two courses of waterfalls falling through a pair of parallel gorges about an hour west of where I live.]
J Robert G Williams 
the blessings of the digital age… ten years from now you’ll be able to open the door using your laptop 🙂